Non Veg Dirty Jokes In Hindi

Raat bhar chudai karwane ke bad ek aurat apne parosh ke hakim ke paas jake boli

Aurat : Hakim sahab kya aap ne hi mere pati ko josh badhane ki goli di thi kal,

Hakim khushi se bola : Ji ha ha maine hi di thi,

Aurat : Madharchod..biwi bhi apni de deta !!

 

Ek adami ki suhagrat thi,

Vo badhe aaram se biwi ko chhod raha tha,

Par uski biwi jor jor se chikh rahi thi,

Adami hairani se puchata hai :

Tum cheekh kyu rahi ho,

Biwi : Sale tere dost bahar khade hai,

teri izzat rakh rahi hu

 

Jabardast bejati,

Suhagraat pe pati puri josh se biwi ko thok raha tha,

Tabhi biwi boli :

Ab dal bhi do na, kab tak ungali se karoge

 

Ladki : Mai jab bhi apne padhosh wale ladke ko dekhti hu,

Meri Bra tite ho jati hai,

Dusari Ladki : Kal se tu bra hi mat pahan,

Fir dekhta uski pant kaise tite hoti hai.

 

 

Girlfriend : Mere rista aaya hai,

Meri sadi hone wali hai,

Boyfriend : Ye toh achi bat hai,

ab hum bina comdom ke kar sakte hai

 

 

Patni : Agar duniya 30 minutes me khatam hogi

toh tum kya karna chahoge,

Pati : Off course , tumhe chodana chahuga,

Patni : aur baki ke 29 minutes ?

 

 

Ek Baniya suhag raat pe biwi ko chodate huwe bola :

Chut tumhari loose hai .

Biwi (gusse me) : Jaldi bahar nikalo,

aur meri AC, TV aur Jewellery bhi wapish karo,

Baniya : galti ho gai, mera hi patla hai.

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Ek bar 2 ladkiya movie dekhne ke bad dhar aarahi thi,

Pehli Saheli : “Mera purse chori ho gaya hai”.

Dusari saheli : Tu tah apna purse hamesa bra me rakhati thi,

Pehli Saheli : Mujhe kya pata wo sala chor nikalega.

 

 

3 ladhkiya aapas me bat kar rahi thi,

Pahli Ladki : Maine boss ke drawer me condom dekha.

Dusari Ladki : ha, Maine usme ched kar diya.

Tisari Ladki : Haramjati pahle batana tha na

 

 

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