Police Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule Top 10

Chor Police Hindi Funny JokesĀ 

Police: Madam aap bahut bahadur hai,

Aap ne daku ko bahut mara.

Mahila: Mujhe kya pata tha ki wo bechara daku hai,

Mai to samjhi mera pati hai…. ghar der se aaya hai.

 

Best Police Funny Jokes In HindiĀ 

Police ka jalwa……….!!

Santa talab me nanga naha raha tha…

Police: Chal oye bahar aakar kapde pahan le

Teri tlashi leni hai………?

 

Police Hindi Jokes For Whatsapp

Jaise kejriwal ka kahna hai ki delhi

Police ko hmare hawale kar dijiye

Hum sudhar denge………..!!

Waise hi delhi police ka bhi yahi kahna hai

Ki kuch dino ke liye kejriwal ko

Hamare hawale kar do hum sudhar denge…………!

 

Funny Hindi Jokes On Police Sms

Hawaldar: Janab humne shrab se bhra truck pakad liya hai.

Inspector: Shabash bahut ache……….

Hawaldar: Aage kya hukum hai janab ?

Inspector: Ab ek truck soda aur ek truck namkin

Ka bhi pakad lo………..!!

 

Chor Police Hindi funny Jokes Download

Sochne par majbur karne wali bat – Agar 40%

Number pane wala police adhikari ban jata hai aur

80% number pane wala rojgar na milne ke karan

Chor ban jata hai, tab aap sochiye……..?

Kya wo S.P shahab kabhi us chor ko pakad payege,

Jo unse jyada dimag rakhta hai……..!!

 

Hindi Funny Jokes police Chutkule

Mera dost mujhase puch raha tha –

Katappa ne bahubali ko kyu mara?

Ab plice mujhse puch rahi hai – “Tumne

Ane dost ko kyu mara” ?

 

 

Whatsapp Police Funny Hindi Jokes Ever

Pappu aur chintu ko raste me do bamb mile

Pappu(chintu se): Chal police ko dekar aate hai.

Chintu: Agar koi bam raste me fat gaya to ?

Pappu: To jhuth bol denge ki ek hi mila tha.

 

 

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