Sarabi Top 7 Funny Jokes / Bevdha Joke

Sarab Pine Ki Wajah – Sarabi Hindi Jokes

Husband ghar me baith kar sharab pi raha tha.

Ye sab dekh kar uski wife ne chilla kar bola

Aap ne to bola tha ki mai bina wajah sharab

Ko hath bhi nahi lagata to fir ye sab kya hai.

Husband: Reason hai pagli, reason hai………..

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Ab dekho na bhagwan, diwali aa rahi hai to

Roket chlane ke liye khali botal bhi to chahiye.

 

 

Sharabi Agar Pradhan mantri hota – Sharabi Funny Hindi Jokes

Sharabi: Agar mai is desh ka pradhan mantri hota to

Pure desh ki kismat badal deta.

Uski Biwi: Pahle apna pijama to badal le bewre,

Subah se meri salwar pahan kar haand (Ghum)  rahahai.

 

 

Ek Sharabi Road Ke kinare – Sharabi  Ki Botal Hindi Jokes

Ek sharabi road ke kinare sharab pi kar behos sa pada hua tha.

Tabhi ek police wala uske pas gya aur bola

Tumne aakhir itni jyada pine ki ka jrurat thi.

Sharabi admi : Kuch majburi thi, ise pine ke alawa

Koi chara nahi tha.

Police : aaisi kya majburi thi.

Sharabi admi : Botal ka dhakan gum ho gya tha.

 

 

Sharabi Ki Party – Bevdha Hindi Jokes

Ek sharabi raat ko nase aapne hi ghar

se bakra chori kar ke le gya,apne

Dosto ko dawat Dene ke liye.

Sharabi ne raat bhar apne dosto ke sath

Bakre ka khub maja liya…

Agli subha jab sharabi ghar aaya to

Usne dekha bakra ghar me hi hai, usne apni

Patni se pucha ye bakra kaha se aaya.

Patni: Bakra gaya bhadh me pahle ye btao

Kal rat ko choro ki tarah apne kutte ko

Kaha le gaya the …

 

 

Sharabi Dost Bar Me – Latest Hindi Jokes On Sharabi

Kuch Sarabi dost bar me sarab pi rahe the

Pahla dost : Yar aaj tab tak daru piuga

Jab tak wo samne wale 4 pedh 8 na hojaye…

Bar manager: Abe kamino bewaro, waha 1 hi ped hai

Ab kya waha pura jungle banaoge …

 

 

Sharabi Ke Bahane – Top Sarabi Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek sharabi der rat ko sharab

Pikar ghar phucha…….

Uski bibi hath me jhadu lekar hkadi thi.

Sharabi apni bibi se: Kitna kam karti hai tu

La jhadu idhar de, rat ke 1 bje hai kuch to

Apni sehat ka dyan rakha kar pagli.

 

 

Sharabi Chala Pravchan Sunne – Sharabi Best Hindi Jokes

Ek sharabi rata ko girta parta raste

Se chala aa raha tha.

Police wala sharabi se : Itni raat ko

Kaha ja raha hai bee ….

Sharabi : pravchan sunne ja raha hu.

Police : Abe itni rat ko kiska pravchan

Sunne ja raha hai tu.

Sharabi : Apni Biwi ka.

 

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