Top 10 Funny Jokes In Hindi Chutkule

Sardar Hindi Funny Hindi Jokes

Sardar ko ek party ka invitation mila,

Jisme likha tha ‘only pink tie’..

Sardar party me gaya to usne dekha

Logo ne pant-shirt bhi pahni thi.

 

 

Sardar Ke Best Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek sardar apne sena ka netrittav karte huye

Seema par lad raha tha.

Tabhi uske ek jawan ne aakr use khabar sunai

Jawan: Sir ek buri khabar hai.

Sardar: Kya khabar hai..

Jawan: Sir dusmano ne hame charo traf se gher liya hai.

Sardar: Ye to aur bhi achi khabar hai,

Ab hum charo traf kahi bhi aankh band kar ke goliya chala sakte hai.

 

 

Sarabi Hindi Funny Jokes For Whatsapp

Shrabi(dost se): meri biwi ne mujhe notice diya hai ki,

Agar maine shrab pina nahi chora to wah mujhe chhor kar chsli jayegi.

Dost(hamdardi jatate hue): Oh ho ye to bahut bura hua.

Sharabi: Ha yar bhali aurat hai, bahut yad aayegi uski ,,,,.

 

 

Husband Wife Best Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Pappu apni khubsurat biwi ke sath car me baitha.

Drivar ne sisa ess trah set kiya ki uski biwi usme dikhne lagi

Pappu ye dekh kar gusse se bola: Badmash,

Meri biwi ko dekhta hai….. tu piche baith….. car mai chalauga.

 

 

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Ladka Ladki Hindi Jokes Collection

Ladki apne kmre me baith kar jor- jor se ro rahi thi.

Ma ne ye dekha to uske pas gai aur boli: kya hua beti

Kyu ro rahi ho? mujhe apna dost samajh kar bata kya hua

Beti rote huye boli: Kya batau yar apne wale se milne gai thi,

Tere wale ne dekh liya aur bahut mara.

 

 

Girlfriend Boyfriend Funny Hindi Jokes Facebook

Girlfriend: Mcdonalds chale,

Boyfriend: Ha, pahle iski spelling batao

Girlfriend: Acha to aisa kro KFC chalte hai.

Boyfriend: Acha, to pahle iski fullform batao

Girlfriend: Acha to chal samosa hi khate hai.

 

 

pati patni jokes

 

 

Santa Banta Funny Jokes In Hindi

Santa: Tu school kyu nahi jata

Pappu: Mai kai bar gaya

Par wo mujhe bhaga dete hai.

Santa: Kyu………..

Pappu: Kahte hai bhag yaha se,

Tera kya kam ladkiyo ke school me.

 

 

Very Funny Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Pappu: Oye tu ladki dekh aya… kaisi hai,

Chintu: Rang se kali hai aur kan se kam sunti hai……..

Pappu: Jara english me bata……

Chintu: Black-bairi hai….!!

 

 

Funny Hindi Jokes For Sms

Papa: Beta tumhare result ka kya hua.

Pappu: Papa 80% aaye hai……

Papa: Par mark sheet par to 40% likha hai.

Pappu: Baki adhar card link hone par

Account me 40% subsidy me aayege…..!!

 

 

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