Top 10 Girlfriend Boyfriend Funny Jokes

Pakau Girlfriend – Funny Jokes About Girlfriend and Boyfriend

Girlfriend apne boyfriend se : Ek baat batao

jab wajan, lambai, chaudai yeh sab naapne ke liye manak hai to

pyar, dosti, aur vishwas naapne ke liye kuch kyu nahi hai???

Boyfriend (kaafi der tak ladki ki taraf dekhne ke baad) :

Dekh, dimaag mat khaa,

bekaar pit jayegi, main pehle hi physics mein fail hu…

 

 

Girlfriend Ki Demand – Funny Jokes For Girlfriend And Boyfriend

Boyfriend (Girlfriend se) :

Tum shaadi ke baad apne liya naya ghar to nahi mangogi ??

Girlfriend (Boyfriend se) : Nahi main aisi ladki nahi hu,

tum apni maa ko alag ghar dila dena..

 

 

Girlfriend Mini Skirt – Girlfriend Boyfriend Very Funny Jokes In Hindi

Girlfriend : ” Arey, tum nahi jante, is mini skirt ke fayde hai,

pata hai, mini skirt phehne hone par

ladki sankat aane par tezi se bhaag sakti hai”

Boyfriend : “Aur mini skirt phehnne ke kaaran woh sankat kabhi bhi aa sakta hai”

 

Girlfriend Ka Payar – Funny Jokes To Make Girlfriend Laugh In Hindi

Girlfriend (Boyfriend se) : Samne khidki mein jo tota-maina baithe hai,

dono roz yaha aate hai, saath-saath baithte hai, chehchahte hai,

pyaar se ek dusre ko gudgudate hai aur ek hum hai ki humesha ladte hi rehte hai

Boyfriend : Tumne unki ek chiz note nahi ki,

yaha par rojana baithne wale jode me tota to wahi hota hai,

par maina humesha nayi hoti hai….

 

 

Girlfriend Ki Behan – Funny Jokes On Girlfriend And Boyfriend

Boyfriend : Kal mai tumhare ghar gaya tha..

mujhe nahi lagta ki hamari sadhi ho payegi..

Girlfriend : Kyu kya huwa darling !!!

Papa se mile mere…

Boyfriend : Nahi , par teri bahan se mila…

kya SOLID dikhti hai wo…

 

 

Kiss GF BF – Funny Jokes To Impress Girlfriend

Boyfriend apni girlfriend se kahta hai..

“Aagar mai tumhe kiss karu to tum mujhe kya kahogi..

Girlfriend : Mai to kahugi ek chor tha.

Jo puri Car Chura Sakta tha par wo sirf tayar chura ke legya

 

 

GF BF Ki Ladhai – Girlfriend Boyfriend Very Funny Jokes

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Girlfriend : Ye tumhari bahut gandi aadat hai..

jo tum bar bar pani paint upar karte ho..

tumhare sath kahi jane me bhi saram aati hai..

Boyfriend : Par darling mai aaisa na karu to tumhe isse jayada saram aayegi..

 

 

Doctor Nurse – Funny Whatsapp Jokes For Girlfriend

Girlfriend doctor ke kamre me ilaz kawa rahi thi …

Girlfriend : Doctor sahab kya aap boyfriend jo room ke bahah khadha hai..

usse andar bula sakte hai..

Doctor : Tum chinta mat karo mai bahut sarif hu…

Girlfriend : Darsal aap ki nurse bahut khubsurat hai…aur mera boyfriend kamina

 

 

Sabse Jayada Yad – Mummy Girlfriend Boyfriend Funny Jokes

Girlfriend apne boyfriend se bolti hai..

Girlfriend : Tumhe meri sabse jayada yaad kab aati hai..

Boy friend : Jab Mummy Bolti hai..

aane de teri biwi ko sare kam ussi se karwaugi..

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