Top 10 Pappu Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Pappu Teacher Funny Jokes In Hindi – Pareshan Pappu

Teacher pappu se : Tum itne pareshan kyun ho??

Pappu ne koi jawab nahi diya

Teacher : kya hua, kya tum apna pen bhul aaye ho??

Pappu phir chup

Teacher ne phir se sawal kiya : Roll number bhul gaye ho???

Pappu is baar bhi chup

Teacher phir se : Hua kya hai, kuch to batao kya bhul gaye??

Pappu gusse se : Oye, chup kar meri maa,

yaha main nakal karne ki parchi galat le aaya hu

aur tum pen-pencil, roll no. Ki padi hui hai

Teacher Behosh

 

 

Funny Pappu hindi Jokes – Saitan Pappu Jokes

Pappu ne gali ke kone mein kachra fek diya

thodi der baad woh ghum phir kar gali me aaya toh..

mohalle wale aapas mein lad rahe the ke kachra kisne feka…???

Ek aadmi ne gusse mein kaha : “feka hoga kisi kutte ke bacche ne…”

Pappu side mein jaakar bahut hansa aur bola :

Kachra maine feka aur naam kutte ke bacche ka lag gaya”

 

 

Pappu Aur Ladki – Most Funny Pappu Jokes

Pappu nadi ke kinaare baitha hua

“aainee(mirror) se surya(sun) ki kirno ko paani mein chamaka raha tha”

Tabhi waha se ek ladki gujri…

Pappu ko aisa karta dekh usne pucha : “Yeh kya kar rahe ho??”

Pappu : Machli fasa raha hu

Ladki : Mujhe sikhaoge??

Pappu : 100rs lagenge

Ladki ne turant 100rs apne purse se nikaal kar de diye

Ladki : Ab sikhao

Pappu : Baith jao aur dekhti raho

Thodi der mein ladki ukta gayi aur boli : “Ab tak kitni fasi ”

Pappu : Aap teesri ho

 

 

Bevkuf Pagal Pappu – Pappu Very Funny Jokes In Hindi

Ek baar pappu Delhi se mumbai jate samay

pappu har station par utar kar agle station ka ticket karis rha tha…

Uske sath wali yatri ne pucha ki aisa kyun kar rahe ho???

Pappu : “Actually doctor ne lambi yatra karne ke liye mana kiya”

 

 

Pappu Ki Girlfriend – Funny Punjabi Pappu Jokes

Pappu ki girlfriend ne pappu ko phone kiya

Girlfriend : Meri shaadi kahi aur ho rahi hai,

Tum please mujhe bhul jao

Pappu : Hello, pehle batao bol kaun raha hai ???

 

 

Pappu Aur Mummy Funny Hindi Jokes – Bhukamp Aaya

Pappu ki maa : Uth pappu, bhukamp aa raha hai,

sara ghar gir raha hai

Pappu : So ja maa, tu fikr mat kar,

ghar girega to makaan maalik ka girega,…hum to kirayedaar hai

Pappu ki maa behosh

 

 

Pappu Aur Dost – Funny Jokes Of Badmash Pappu

Pappu ka dost : Tum kaun sa banyan, kachcha , sabun istemaal karte ho??

Pappu : Baba ka baniyan, baba ka kachcha, baba ka sabun

Dost : Kya baba kisi international company ka naam hai??

Pappu : Nahi yaar, Baba mere room partner ka naam hai

Dost : behosh….

 

 

Pappu Aur Mummy – Naughty Pappu Funny Jokes Hindi

Pappu : Mummy kal raat jab main susu karne utha to

bathroom ka darwaza kholte hi light chaalu ho gayi

Mummy : Nalayak, tune phir se fridge mein susu kiya

 

 

Natkhat Pappu Funny Hindi Jokes – Sharabi Pappu

Pappu ne hawa mein sikka uchaala aur apni maa se bola

HEADS aaya to WHISKY,

TAILS aaya to VODKA,

zameen par khada raha to RUM

aur hawa mein hi raha to maa ki kasam 31st se daaru band …

Maa behosh…….

 

 

Pappu Ki Patni – Badmash Pappu Funny Jokes

Dost : Yaar meri biei bahut gussa karti hai

Pappu : Meri bhi pehle karti thi,ab nahi karti

Dost : Tumne kya ilaaj kiya??

Pappu : Ek din gusse me thi,

maine bol diya ki :  “budhape mein gussa aa hi jata hai “,

bas wo din hai aur aaj ka din hai, tez awaaz mein bhi baat nahi karti…

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