Top 10 Santa Banta Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Santa Banta Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Santa ki biwi kidnap ho jati hai

Kidnapper : Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai,

saabut ke taur par ungli bhej raha hu

Santa : Saabut pakka nahi hai , mundi bhej mundi ….

 

 

Santa Ki Patni Santa Banta Funny Best Jokes

Santa : Yaar main bahut pareshan hu…

Banta : Kyu ?

Santa : ┬áMeri biwi mujhse ek kiss ka 1 Rs leti hai …

Banta : Tu to lucky hai re…..

mujhse se to woh 5Rs leti hai ..

 

 

Santa Ke Ghar Chor – Funny Jokes Between Santa Banta

Ek din santa ke ghar chor aa gaya…

santa ji ne dekh liya to chor bhaaga

Santa bhi chor ke piche bhaaga….

bhaagte-bhaagte chor se aagey nikal gaya aur bola :

” ek to chori…..upar se humse race”

 

 

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Santa Ki Bhabhi – Santa Banta Most Funny Jokes Ever

Ek din santa apni bhabhi ko pit raha tha,

raha chalte logo ne pucha kyun maar rahe ho is bechaari ko….

Santa bola – Meri bhabhi achi aurat nahi hai

Logo ne pucha – Kyun,kya hua???

Santa bola : Yaar mere sabhi dost mobile par lage rehte hai

aur jisse bhi puchu ki “tum log kisse baat kar rahe ho”

toh sab bolte hai teri bhabhi se…

 

 

Santa Ki Biwi – Santa Banta Jokes Very Funny Jokes

Santa ki biwi ne itrate hue sawal kiya,

“Suniye, aapko mujhme sabse acha kya lagta hai –

mera khubsurat chehra yaa meri samajhdaari…???”

Santa me muskuraate hue jawab diya :

“Mujhe to teri yeh mazak karne ki adaat sabse jyada achi pasand hai”

 

 

Udash Santa – Santa Banta Funny Latest Jokes In Hindi

Santa udaas baithe paani me pathaar maar raha tha…

Ek mandhak nikal kar bola :

“Paani mein aa teri udaasi utaru saale…

apni wali ke chakkar mein meri wali ka sar fod dala”

 

Biwi Bhag Gai – Santa Banta Funny Laughing Jokes

Santa ki biwi bhaag gayi,

3 din baad wapas aayi to santa gusse se bola :

Ab kya lene aayi hai

Preeto : Mobile ka charger !!!!

 

 

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Dost Ki Biwi – Funny SMS Santa Banta Jokes

Santa (Banta se) : kis se baat kar rahe ho???

Banta : (santa se) : Biwi se …

Santa : itne…pyaar se..???

Banta : Teri Biwi hai Na ….

 

 

Biwi Ka Marna – Santa Banta Funny Marriage Jokes

Santa (apne dost se) : Meri patni ka dehaant ho gaya,

maine laakh rona chaha par meri aankho se aansoo hi nahi nikale

Banta : Lo isme kya badi baat hai,

tumhe ye kalpana karni thi ki

wo abhi- abhi wapas laut kar aane wali hai

 

 

Santa Aur Doctor – Santa Banta Funny New Jokes Hindi

Santa ka bacha bimar ho gya..

Wo bache ko doctor ke paas le gya…

Doctor : Bacha gandagi se bimar padha hai….

Bacche ko paani pilane se pehle usey ubaal lena…

Santa : Doctor sahab, ubaalne se baccha mar to nahi jayega..

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