Beta : Chalo papa circus dekane chale hai …

Papa : Nahi beta … mai bahut busy hu..

Beta : Papa usme ek ladki bina kapro ki sawari karti hai…

Papa : Bahut jiddi ho gya hai tu..

Har bat jid karke mawa leta hai..

Chalo bahut din ho gaye sher dekhe huwe..

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India Team ke haar ke bad player apne apne ghar gaye..

Dhoni ki Maa : Ja jara bajar se sabji le aa ..

Dhoni : Bahar logo ne dekh liya to bahut marege …

Maa : Ye le meri shari lapet le..

Dhoni : Thik hai ..

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Dhoni shari lapet ke bajar chala gaya….

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Tabhi ek mahila ne dhoni se bola..

“Aree dhoni to sabji lene aaya”

Dhoni : Aap ne mujhe pahchana chaise …

Aurat : Aree pahachana nahi…. mai kolhi hu..

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Pati se pucha gaya sawal :

“Agar aap ki patni ko bhoot pakadh le

to aap kya karenge”

Pati : Mai kya karu…

Galti Bhoot ki hai… khud bhukte…

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Pappu sarak se ja raha tha..

tabhi ek chidiya ne uske shir pe “shit” kar diya…

Pappu rumal se sar pochate huye bolta hai..

“Bagwan ka lakh lakh sukar hai..

gay bhaisho ko udna nahi sikhaya…

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Patni : Mai ghar chor ke ja rahi hu..

Pati : Thik hai ,, mai nirmal baba ke paas ja raha hu..

Patni : Kyu mujhe wapash pane ki duwa mangane ,,,,

Pati : Nahi …unhe batana hai … kripa aane lagi hai..

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Nursary ke ek bache ne exam me answer sheet pe hi susu kar dena..

Teacher ne pucha : Tumne aaisa kyu kiya..

Bacha : Mummy ne bola tha ki ..

jo pahle aaye usse kar dena paper me…

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Ek Jail me 2 Kaidi ek sath jail pahuche ..

Pahla kaidi : Tujhe kitane saal ki saja mili hai…

Mujhe to 14 saal ki hue hai jail..

Dusara kaidi : 12 saal ki..

Pahla Kaidi  : Thik hai tu mere se pahle nikale ga..

to darwaje ke paas wali jagah tu le le..

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