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Latest Funny Jokes In Hindi

Nursary ke ek bache ne exam me answer sheet pe hi susu kar dena..

Teacher ne pucha : Tumne aaisa kyu kiya..

Bacha : Mummy ne bola tha ki ..

jo pahle aaye usse kar dena paper me…

 

 

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Pahla Dog : Yar mere mali ne kal rat ke 3 baje chor ko pakadh liya..

Dusara Kutta : Tu kya kar taha uss time…

Pahle kutta : Mai to so raha hu..

ab hum insan thodhi hai jo raat-raat bhar whats app chalaye..

 

Funny chutkule

Pati se pucha gaya sawal :

“Agar aap ki patni ko bhoot pakadh le

to aap kya karenge”

Pati : Mai kya karu…

Galti Bhoot ki hai… khud bhukte…

 

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Beta : Chalo papa circus dekane chale hai …

Papa : Nahi beta … mai bahut busy hu..

Beta : Papa usme ek ladki bina kapro ki sawari karti hai…

Papa : Bahut jiddi ho gya hai tu..

Har bat jid karke mawa leta hai..

Chalo bahut din ho gaye sher dekhe huwe.

 

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Patni : Mai ghar chor ke ja rahi hu..

Pati : Thik hai ,, mai nirmal baba ke paas ja raha hu..

Patni : Kyu mujhe wapash pane ki duwa mangane ,,,,

Pati : Nahi …unhe batana hai … kripa aane lagi hai.

 

 

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Ek aurat ne traffic signal todh diya,,,

Traffic police wale ne usse rok liya…

Aurat : Mujhe jane do mai ek teacher hu…

Traffic police : Issi din ka intijar kafi salo se kar raha hu..

Chalo ab 100 bar likho… agge se ab signal nahi todhugi

 

Funny hindi chutkule

Ek bacha bhaga bhaga police station pahucha..

Bacha : Inspector saheb jaldi chaliye..

ek chor mere papa ko 1 gante se mar raha hai..

Police : Ek ghante se mar raha hai..

tum kya khadhe khade tamasha dekh rahe the tab se

Bacha : Nahi  Nahi ,… Isse pahle mere papa usse mar rahe the…

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Santa banta se bolta hai :

Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..

wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..

Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik…

 

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