Adult Jokes For Girlfriend Funny Chutkule

Adult Jokes For Girlfriend Funny Chutkule

Pappu ki Girlfriend apni dono tange failake bed pe let gai…

Girlfriend : Tum jante ho mere tang failana kam mltb ?

Pappu : Ha mai janta hu ?

Girlfriend : Kya ?

Pappu : Tu sali pure bed pe akele sona chahti hai !!

 

 

Ladki Non Veg Adult Jokes In Hindi Chutkule

Do saheliya susu kar rahi thi,

Pahali saheli : Mai jab susu kari hu to siti bajti hai,

Teri kyu nahi bajti ?

Dusri Saheli : Meri Bhi bajti thi,

Par tete jija ne baja baja ke kharab kar di…

 
 

 

Adult Jokes For Girlfriend Funny Hindi Chutkule

Sardar ki girlfriend bolti hai..

Tumne mera dudh chus chus ke badha kar diya hai..

Sardar : Chup hai sali..

Aisa hota to mujhe condom ki jagah cycle ki tube lagani padti.

 

 

Best Santa Banta Adult Jokes Hindi Chutkule

Sanat apni biwi ki piche se mar raha tha ..

Biwi : Uff Ahhh , Bahut Dard ho raha hai..

Nikalo Bahar Nikalo , Jaldi nikal..

Santa : Jayada Chalak banane ki jarurat nahi hai,

Mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai…

 

 

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Best Adult Jokes For Girl Friend In Hindi

Darji : Garadan kitni rakhni hai mam ?

Girl : Itni deep kar dena jitne me ladke mere ball pe flat ho jaye …

Darji : Kamar kitni chahiye aap ko ?

Girl : Itni fitting karo ki ladko k muh me pani aajaye !!!

Darji : Hips ka nap kya rakhna hai mam?

Girl : Itna tight kar dena ki ladko ka muje dekh k khda ho jaye …

Darji : BC …. Dress silvane aai hai ki ladke fasane….

 

Boy Girl Adult Jokes In Hindi Funny Chutkule

Ladki ladko ki sabhi chijhe pahan sakti hai,

Jaise : Jeans , T-shirt , Lungi ,Pant  !!

Par ek chijh o nahi pahan sakti …

Guess What ?

C@NDOM , Ispe sirf hamara adhikar hai !!

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Jai Jawan ,Jai Saaman !!!

 

 

Best Adult Jokes For Girlfriend Funny Chutkule

Ek Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath bed pe Kar Raha Tha ….
Boyfriend Achanak Bola : Baby, Tumhe pata hai ki……

Mujhe AIDS Hai…
Ladki : KYA …?
Boyfriend : Daro Mat… …Mein Mazak Kar Raha tha…,

Bas Tumhaari Tight Karwani Thi…


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