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Adult jokes in hindi for girlfriend boyfriend

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Adult Jokes In Hindi For Girlfriend

Pappu apni nokarani se bolta hai..

Pappu : Chal Chal jaldi se panty Utar..

Aaj karne ka jabardast mood bana hai..

Nokrani : Sahab maine to painty pahni hi nahi..

Pappu : Hat behench0d sari mood ki maa chod di..

Kal aaiyo panty pahan ke.

 


Anguri bhabhi Doctor ke paas check up karane gai..

Doctor : Mubak ho aap maa banane wali hai..

Anguri Bhabhi : Hum kai bar bolte the unko ” kam dam ” lagao..

” kam dam ” lagao ..par o sunte hi nahi hai ..

Doctor : Wo ” kam dam ” nahi CONDOM hota hai..

Anguri Bhai : Sahi pakadhe hai…

 


 

Ek kuwari pregnant ladki se Doctot ne puch :

“Ye sab kaise huwa  ?”

Ladki : Jab mummy papa movie dekhne gye the toh,

Boyfriend aaya tha ghar pe , Ussi ne kiya ye,

Doctor : Tum kyu nahi gai movie dekhne..

Ladki : Wo Adult movie thi….

 


 

Ek ladki baba ke paas gai ..

Ladki : Baba ji mujhe bhavishay dekhna hai..

Baba : Thik hai , Kapde utaro aur ghodi ban jao..

Ladki : Baba Aap  mujhe chodna chate ho..

Baba : Dekha tum dekhne lagi na bhavishay….

 


 

Ek bache ke jute ke lase khule huwe the,

Wo apni madam se bolta hai..

“Madam jara mere lase bandh dena”

Teacher : “Nahi tu mujhe jhukake mere boob dekhta hai..

Bacha : Nahi madam isbar mere dosto ko aapki gand dekhni hai.

 


 

Ek Bar santa ke ghar me chor aaya..

Santa ne usse piche se pakad liya..

Santa Pappu se bolta hai.. Pappu beta iski gand mar..

Pappu ne kafi koshish ki par uska land andar nahi gaya..

Santa ne pappu se bola ye le churi gand fad se iski..

Chor ghabarate huwe bola..Sahab ji Ek bar thuk lagake try kar lo…

 


 

Ek bacha apne papa ke sath sarak pe ja raha tha,

Usne sarak pe kutta kutiya ko karte dekh liya,

Usne papa se pucha ye kya kar rahe hai..

Papa soch me padh gye..

Kafi sochne ke bad papa ne jabab diya..

“Kutta Kutiya ka sahara le ke chal raha hai.. ”

Bacha : Fir isme kutiya ki gand marne ki kya jarurat thi…

 


 

Wife apni Boobs jor jor se hilane lagi,

Fir Apne bache ko dudh pilana suru kiya..

Husband : Ye kya kar rahi thi ?

Wife : Ji mai milk shake bana rahi thi !!!

 


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