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Pati Patni Aur Wo Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Bibi ne naya SIM karidha

Aur socha ki pati ko suprise du..

Wah kitchen me gai..aur pati ko phone lagaya..

Bibi : Hello darling ….

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Pati (Deemi aawaj me) : Tum bad me call karna ..

Abhi wo churail kitchen me hai..

Pati Patni Comedy Jokes In Hindi & Funny SMS

Patni :  Kaha ho ?

Pati : Tumhe yad hai hum pichle sal diwali ek jewelery shop gye the..

Jaha tumne ek har pasand kiya tha..

Patni : Ha !!!

Pati : Aur maine kaha tha mere paas paise nahi hai..

Patni Khusi se : Ha !!!

Pati : Aur maine kaha tha mai tumhe ye har ek din jarur lale dunga..

Patni Aur Khushi Se : Ha ha achi tarah yad hai !!

Pati : To bas ussi dukan ke bagal wali dukam me bal kata raha hu..

Der ho jayegi !!!!

Hindi Funny Jokes – Pappu Ki Kundli

Pappu ek jyotishee ke pas apni kundli dikhane ke liye gaya.

Jyotishee: Tera nam pappu hai

Pappu khush hokar: Ji ha mharaj.

Jyotishee: Teri biwi ka nam pinki hai,

Teri ek ladki aur do ladke hai.

Pappu: Ji ha ha mharaj……

Jyotishee: Tune abhi abhi 5 kg chawl liya hai.

Pappu: (Mharaj ke pairo me jhukte huye) Ji mharaj

Aap ko to sab pata hai.

Jyotishee ghuse me bola: Agli bar ayega to ‘kundli’ lekar

Aayio, ‘rashan card’ nahi.

 

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Pappu Hindi Jokes – Pappu Ko Mila Sher

Pappu jungle ke raste se ghar ja raha tha.

Use raste ke bich me ek sher dikhai diya,

Jo raste ke bich me hi so raha tha.

Pappu ke Hath-pair kapne lage,

Usne aasman ki traf dekha aur bola

Bhagwan ab to mai mra,

Usdin bhagwan bhi majak ke mund me the

Upar se aawaj aayai, ek pathar utha aur

Sher ke sar pe mar de. pappu ne waisha hi kiya.

Sher gurrata hua utha, upar se fir aawaj aai…….

Beta marega to tu ab….!

Husband Wife Ke Nakhare Funny Jokes Chutkule

 

Husband : Brat Hai !!

Wife : Ha..

Husband : Kuch khaya ?

Wife : Ha ..

Husband : Kya ?

Wife : Kela, sev, santara, amrudh,

saburdana, dudh aur mumfali..

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Husband : Bas !!!

Dekh kuch khane ka man ho to bata dena ..

Kahi kamjokri na aajaye…

Ticket Checker Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Ek train me T.T ne aurat se bola :

Madam, Baccho ki umar (age) kya hai ???

Madam : 2 saal,
2.5 saal,
Aur 3 saal

T.T : Madam umar chahe kam batao

Lekin umar me antar to thik se bolo….

Bacche hain ya pille…

Sarabi Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Ek Sarabi sharab pee kar saadhu se takra gaya

Saadhu gusse me : Murkh, main tujhe shraap de dunga

Sarabi : Rukiye maharaj, main glass lekar aata hu

Chuha Billi Funny Hindi Jokes & Funny Chutkule

Ek party mein chuhe ne chhar peg laga liye,

Billi : Aaj party naa hoti to main tujhe khaa jati

Chuha : chal rawana ho jaa,

Nahi to log kahenge daaru peekar aurat ko pit diya

Pappu Funny Jokes – Dusari Shadi Jokes

Pappu (phone par) : Maa,khushkhabari hain

Maa : Bolo beta

Pappu : Hum 2 se 3 ho gaye

Maa : Badhai ho, Ladka hua ya Ladki

Pappu : Naa ladka hua , naa ladki, maine dusri shaadi karli

Pandit Funny Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Pandit ji hawan karte samay ek chamach ghee aag me daalte

Aur ek chamach ghee apne dibbe mein daalte jaa rahe the

Pass me baitha pappu ye sab dekh raha tha aur chillakar bola,,,

Ghritm Choram ,Ghritm Choram…..

Pandit ji pappu ko chup karate hue bole,,

Putr naa kar shoram,naa kar shoram….
Aadha toram,aadha moram
Om swaha, om swaha,om swaha

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