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Funny Questions Answer In Hindi Teacher And Student

Funny Question Answer Jokes In Hindi

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Funny Question in hindi

Student : Master ji aaise patni ko kya kahege jo..

Gori Ho…lambi ho..

Sundar hu..samjhdar ho..

Pati ko samjhe….

Aur Kabhi Jhagdha na kare …

Teacher : Man ka waham !!!

 

 

Funny questions and answers in hindi

Teacher : Dusro ki madad karne wala mahan aadmi hota hai..

Student : Par Master Ji ,

Exam me to na aap mahan bante hai aur

na hi hame mahan banane dete hai..

 

 

Student teacher funny question

Student : sir kya aap mujhe uss kam ke liye saja denge jo maine kiya hi nahi..

Teacher : Nahi beta …

Student : Sir mai aaj maine Home Work nahi kiya..

 

 

Funny Question In Hindi With Answer

Teacher : Sabse jayada nasa kisme hota hai…

Student : Kitabo me..

Kolte hi nind aajati hai..

 

 

Teacher and student Funny question answer in hindi

Teacher : Bhaichara isstemal karte huwe koi waqay batao..

Student : Kal maine aone dudh wale se pucha..

Tum dudh itna mahanga kyu bechate ho..

Toh usne jabab diya ..

“Bhai chara mahanga ho gya hai”

 

 

Funny Questions In Hindi

Teacher : Sineour aur juniour me kya farak hai ?

Student : Sir jo sandar ke paas rahta hai wo seniour (sea near) hai..

Aur jo chidiya ghar ke paas rahata hai wo juniour (zoo near) hai..

Teacher Behosh

 

 

Comedy Questions In Hindi

Teacher : Bacho batao 1869 me kya huwa tha ?

Student : Sir gandhi ji ka janam huwa tha..

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Teacher : Acha batao 1973 me kya huwa tha..

Student : Sir gandhi ji 4 sal ke ho gaye the…

Teacher : Ha beta agla bharat ratan tere ko hi milega..

Pati Patni Bhoot Funny Jokes Hindi Chutkule Whatsapp Jokes

Pati se pucha gaya sawal :

“Agar aap ki patni ko bhoot pakadh le

to aap kya karenge”

Pati : Mai kya karu…

Galti Bhoot ki hai… khud bhukte…

Nirmal Baba Funny Jokes Pati Patni Chutkule

Patni : Mai ghar chor ke ja rahi hu..

Pati : Thik hai ,, mai nirmal baba ke paas ja raha hu..

Patni : Kyu mujhe wapash pane ki duwa mangane ,,,,

Pati : Nahi …unhe batana hai … kripa aane lagi hai..

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Latest Pati Patni Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Pati patni ke sath party me gaya..

Waha pati ek mahila se ghul mil gaya..

Patni : Ghar jake sar ke chut pe ye waha malham laga lena…

Pati : Par mere sar pe chot lagi kaha hai…

Patni : Hum ghar pahuche bhi to nahi hai…

Pati Patni Facebook What's App Funny Jokes

Pati pura din facebook aur whats app me laga rahta tha..

Patni : Mai to tang aagai hu aap se..

Ab aap jitna time facebook whats app ko doge

Mai utna time Flipkart , Amazone aur Minta ko dungii

Most Funny Pati Patni Jokes And Chutkule

Santa : Raj par jo musibat aayi hai….

uske baare mein tumne suna kya???

Banta : Nahi to ki hoya??

Santa : Arey meri biwi uske sath bhaag gayi hai

Pati Patni Ladai Jhagdha Jokes & Funny Chutkule

Pati : Kya bat hai aaj saj dhaj ke kaha ja rahi hai..

Patni : Aatam hatya karne ja rahi hu …

Pati : To isme sajane wali kya bat hai…

Patni : Kal meri photo bhi to aayegi aakhbar me…

Funniest Pati Patni Jokes Ever Hindi Chutkule

Dost : Aur bata bhai teri biwi se jhagadha khatam huwa ki nahi..

Pati : Kal to meri biwi ghutane ke bal mere paas chal ke aai..

Dost : Kya bat kar raha hai..

Pati : Hah sach me ..

Dost : Fir kya boli ..

Pati : Bed ke niche se nikal jao.. ab nahi marugi…

Party Me Aurate Lady Party Jokes & Chutkule

Ek party me ek aurat dusare aurat se puchatii hai,,,

wo jo sundar si ladki jo sarab bat rahi thi..

Kaha gai wo..

Dusari Aurat : Kyu tumhe sarab chahiye kya ?

Pahle Aurat : Nahi mai to apne pati ko dundh rahi hu !!!!

Patni Se Talak In Court Funny Jokes & Chutkule

Court me pati patni ke takal ka case chal raha tha

Pati : Mujhe apni patni se talak lena hai..

ye 6 mahine se nahi bol rahi…

Judge : Soch le … Aisi patni bar bar nahi milti

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