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Santa Banta Full Comedy Jokes Chutkule

Banta Santa ke ghar aaya to dekhta hai ki..

Ek sanp santa ki biwi ko kat raha hai..

Banta chilaya : Bhai bhabhi ko sanp kat raha hai..

Santa itminan se bola :

Sanp nahi kat raha…

wo sanp ka jahar katam ho gya hai…

recharge karwane aaya hai…

Santa Boss Funny Comedy Jokes And Chutkule

Santa ne Boss ki beti ka hath boss se manga..

Boss: Apni aukat dekhi hai..

jitni teri salary hai..

utne me to uska toilet paper bhi nahi aaye,,,

Santa : Agar itna poti karti hai to

fir rahne dijiye…

Pathan Sindhi Comedy Jokes & Funny Chutkule

Pathan : Kal ek pahalwan ne mere bhai ko pit diya..

mujhe pata chala to mai sidha pahalwan ke ¬†ghar ghus gya…

Sindhi : Fir kya huwa…

Pathan : Wahi huwa jo mere bhai ke sath huwa….

Bahut mara sale ne..

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Best Pathan Funny Comedy Jokes In Hindi

Pathan raat ko sone hi wala tha tabhi..

usse ek call aai..

Phone uthaya to udhar se ek ladki ne bola :

“Mai tainu samjhawa ki… na tere bina lagda ji…

Pathan : To Shadi kar lo mujhse…

Ladki : Iss dhun ko caller tune set karne ke liye 2 dabaiye…………….

hahahahaha…

Sardar Comedy Jokes And Funny Hindi Chutkule

Mandi me sardhar khadha tha..

Sardar : Bhagwan aap mujhe 1000 rupee denge

to mai 500 rupee aap ke charno me chadha dunga..

Sandar ko mandir ke sidhi pe hi 500 rupee mil gaye..

Sardar : kya bhagwan itna bhi bharosha nahi mujhpe..

aapne apna hissa pahle hi rakh liye..

Top Sardar Comedy Funny Jokes And Chutkule

Sardar ki maa : Beta tujhe car se college jane me 1 ganta lagte hai…

par wapish aane me 5 gante kyu lag jate hai..

Sardar : Kya Karu maa ..

Gadhi me aage jane ke 4 gear hote hai..

aur piche aane ke sirf 1 reverse gear hota hai..

Funny Shayari Hindi Jokes & Funny Shayari SMS

Funny shayri in hindi

Balo me ful laga ke aai hai..

Chehre se dupatta hata ke aai hai..

Kisi ne pucha badhi kubsurat lag rahi hai..

Maine bola shayad aaj naha ke aai hai..

 

Shayari in hindi funny

Sitaro me aap ,baharo me aap, Fizao me aap ..

Hawawo me aap, Dhup me aap, chaoon me aap..

Sach hi suna hai aat mao ka thikana nahi hota..

 

 

Comedy shayari

Ishq ke khayal bahut hai..

Ishq ke chehre bahut hai..

Sochte hai hum bhi karne ishq..

Par ishq me kharche bahut hai..

 

 

Funny hindi shayari

Ek shayar ne araj kiya..

Hamare jute kisi ne chura liya ..

ab hum ghar kaise jayege…

Wah…Wah…..Wah..Wa….

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Hamare jute kisi ne chura liya ..

ab hum ghar kaise jayege…

Wah…Wah…..Wah..Wa….

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Fir kisi ne kaha : Aap shayari to sunaiye fir aapko juto ki kami nahi hogi…

Police Comedy Funny Jokes & Hindi Chutkila

10-12 log juwa khel rahe the tabhi

waha police aagai !!!

Police ko dekhte hi ek aadami bhag ke

police ke gadhi me baith gya ..

Police : Abe tu khud hi gadhi me jake kyu baith gya ?

Adami : Sir mai pichli bar bhi pakdha gya tha

par gadhi me seat nahi mili thi..

khade hoke jana padha !!!!!

Pati Patni Comedy Jokes In Hindi & Funny SMS

Patni :  Kaha ho ?

Pati : Tumhe yad hai hum pichle sal diwali ek jewelery shop gye the..

Jaha tumne ek har pasand kiya tha..

Patni : Ha !!!

Pati : Aur maine kaha tha mere paas paise nahi hai..

Patni Khusi se : Ha !!!

Pati : Aur maine kaha tha mai tumhe ye har ek din jarur lale dunga..

Patni Aur Khushi Se : Ha ha achi tarah yad hai !!

Pati : To bas ussi dukan ke bagal wali dukam me bal kata raha hu..

Der ho jayegi !!!!

Dukandar Aur Ladki Comedy Funny Jokes & SMS

 

Ek ladki ka accident hogya..

Doctor : Aap ka pair kharab ho gya..

Ladki : Kya ye thik nahi hoga ye ?

Doctor : Nahi isse katana padega..

Ladki : Hey bhagwan ye kya hogya..

Doctor : Bhagwan pe bharosha rakkho..

Sab thik ho jayega..

Ladki : Mujhe usski tension nahi hai..

Darsal kal hi maine ek nai sandal li hai..

Aur uss dukan pe likha kha,,,

“Biki huwa saman wapas nahi hota”

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