Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi

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Kab Dogi – Double Meaning Chutkule

Pappu Ke papa pappu ka result lene school gaye,

Papa (Class Teacher se) : Madam kab dogi ?

Bahut der se mera pappu khada hai,

Teacher : Period to khatam hone do

Andar Tak Jayega – Double Meaning Jokes

Ladki rikshewale se : aadar tak jayega tera ?

Rikshawala : Ha Madam bilkul jayega,

aapke liye toh khada kiya hai.

Ladki : Toh thik hai ,

ghuma piche se lelo

Boy Girl Double Meaning Jokes

Ladka : bf hai ?

Ladki : ha hai..

Ladka : Kis quality me hai,  480p ya 720p

Ladki : (Blocked)

Celebrity Non Veg Funny Jokes Double Meaning

Ek Baar Yuraj Ka Mood Karne Ka Hua,

To Vo Saniya Mirza Ke sath karne Ke Liye Gaya
Jab Kapde Utar Ke Vo Bed Pe Lete To

Yuraj Uske Uper Aa Gaya Aur Uski Jaangh (Thigh) Pe Lund Rakh Diya

Saniya Hairani Se boli : “Abee, Choot To Yahan  hoti Hai”
Yuraj : “Sabar Kar , Yaha Se Spin Karke lauga waha.. “

Date Pe Condom Funny Double Meaning Jokes In Hindi

Ek ladki date pe ja rahi hoti hai,

Uski ma dari hoti hai ,

Aur uske condom deti hai rakhne ko,

Ladki haste huwe maa se bolti haai,

Yahi soch to badalni hai maa,

Mere sath hogi juli , Toh mujhe do muli…

Pregenent Wife Non Veg Double Meaning Funny Jokes

Patni : Ek baat bolu ?

Pati : Haan baby, bolo…

Patni : Maaroge to nahi mujhe …?

Pati : Kyu marunga bhala tumhe , Kya bol rahi ho tum ?

Patni : Daantoge bhi nahi na tum ….?

Pati : Bilkul nahi daantunga baby … baat toh batao.

Patni : Main pregnant hun.

Pati : Yeeeee!!! Bevkuf kahin ki, ye good news hai, dar kyun rahi thi ?

Patni : College ke dino mei ek baar mummy ko bataya tha to badi maar padi thi mujhe …

Bra Non Veg Funny Jokes – Double Meaning Jokes

Patni se bra ka hook band nahi ho raha tha…

Patni : Zara Ye Bra Ka Hook Laga Doge … Plzzz….

Pati : Iske badle 5 kiss lunga …..
Patni : Rahne Do, Bagal wala toh Free Mein laga deta hai…..,

Wo Hath Dal Ke Set Bhi Kar Deta hai….

Ladka Ladki Aur Hotel Manager – Hindi Double Meaning Jokes

Ladka Aur Ladki Karne Ke Liye Hotel Mein Room Book Karne gaye …..

Ladka : “hello.., Room Milega kya…”

Manager : “Kis Liye chahiye ? ”

Ladka : “Madam Ko Polio Ki Drops Deni Thi”

Manager : “Yahi kyu , hospital me jake pilao..”

Ladka : “Isko Bachpan Me Dawa Pine Ke Baad Ulti Kardi Thi…, Isse Dawa Niche Se Dalni Padegi“

Pati Patni Non Veg Funny SMS And Jokes

Ek nai naveli jawan dulhan ka pati USA kamane gya tha..

Patni usko roj apni Langi photo bhejti

Aur message me likhti : Mai aisehi aap ka wait kar rahi hu..

Jaldi aajao aap..

Pati : Wo sab to thik hai

Pahale ye bata ki ye photo ghichta kaun hai teri…

Call Girl Adult Non Funny Jokes In Hindi

Call Girl 60 sal ke budhe se bolti hai

Call Girl : Aao na uncle , ek bar try to karo..,

Budha : Nahi Nahi mujhse nahi ho payega..

Call Girl : Aree Uncle try to karo..

Uncle razi ho jata hai..

Uncle ne lagbhag call girl chut fir hi dali thi,

Call Girl : Hee Bhagwan mar hi dala ,

Aap to bol rahe the aap kar nahi pauga ..

Budha : Mai to payment ki bat kar raha tha.

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