Gf Bf Naughty Funny Hindi Jokes

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Gf Bf Bus Me – Naughty Funny Hindi Jokes

Bhari Bus me Bf Apni Gf ke piche khada tha..

Kuch Hi der me Bf ka auzar Khada Ho gya..

Gf ne ghusse se piche dekha aur boli..

Yaha khade hone ki jagah nahi hai

Aur tumne isko bhi khada kar rakha hai

Ladka Ladki – Funny Hindi Non Veg Joke

Ek ladke ka land bahut chota tha..

Aur wo apni gf ko apna dikhana nahi chahta tha..

Ladka karne ke liye  gf ko andhere kamre me le gya..

Aur apna land ladki ke hath me dediya..

Ladki : Jannu mai chigarte nahi piti..

Gf Bf Hindi Jokes – Naughty Ladki

Bf : Mujhe ek kiss dedo

Gf : Mai abhi pregnent nahi hona chahti..

Bf : Kiss karne se pregnent thodi hote hai pagal..

Gf : Nahi mai ek bar suru ho jau to mai apne aap ki bhi nahi sunti..

Sirf apne saman ki sunti hu

Naughty Girlfriend – Funny Hindi Jokes

Santa ( Banta Se ) : Yar me apni girlfriend se paresan hu..

Banta : Kyu kya huwa ?

Santa : Yar o mere niche ke bal hamesha khichte rahti hai ..

Kuch upaye bata ki wo na kare..

Banta : Ek kam kar jab bhi wo aaisa kare ,,,

Tu 2 bar uske aage se mar.. 3 bar piche se mar..

Aur 1 bar muh de..

Fir wo aaisa nahi karegi..

Santa : Sale tu usko saja de raha hai mujhe..

Kiss Ke Bad -Naughty Hindi Joke SMS

Boyfriend ne Girlfriend se puch :

Bf : Kya mai ek kiss kar lu..

Gf : C@ndom Laye ho na..

Bf : C@ndom Kyu ?

Gf : Kiss ke bad jo kadha hoga uspe kya meri Bra tangoge

Naughty SMS Hindi Joke – Car me kiya

Ek  girlfriend Boyfriend ko milne ka moka nahi mila raha tha..

Wo apne building ke parking me mile..

Aur wahi car me karne lag gaye..

Waha se guzar nawab sahab ne ussne karte dekh liya..

Nawab sahab bola… Beta ye hamari Tahzib hai kya..

Ladka : Nahi nawab sahab.. Ye Sharma ji ki beti pooja hai

Suhagraat Pe Kya Hota Hai – Naughty Hindi Joke

Girlfriend : Ye suhagraat pe kya hota hai..

Boyfriend : Kuch nahi bas ,,,

3 number ke  jute me 7 number ka pair dalte hai..

Girlfriend : Fir kya hota hai ?

Boyfriend : Fir juta bada ho jata haii…

Juta 7 inch ka ho jata hai aur pair 3 inch ka

Girlfriend Boyfriend Naughty Hindi Jokes

Boyfriend ne girfriend ke tango ke bich me hath lagake…,

Aur pucha : Baby ye kya hain ?

Girlfriend :  Ye lakir hai …

Phir girlfriend ne boyfriend ki tango ke bich me hath dala…,

Aur pucha : Ab tum bolo ye kya hai…. ?

Bayfriend :Ye baby tumhari tango ke bich ki lakir ka phakir hai …

Non Veg Jokes For Girlfriend & Funny Chutkule

Ek bus me girlfriend boyfriend ke god me baithi thi..

Boyfriend ka land khada ho gya..

Girlfriend (Conducctor se) : Bhaiya bus thodi dhire chalao jhatka lag rahe the..

Conductor : Madam aap kya bat kar rahi ho ..

Bus to aadhe ghate se ruki hue hai..

Santa Girlfriend Non Veg Funny Jokes Chutkule

Santa Ki Girlfriend Usko  Karne nahi Deti Thi,

Bahut Bar Usne  Koshish Ki Par Safalta nahi Na Mili

To Santa Ke Dimag Mein Ek Din Idea Aya Aur Vo Apni Girl-Friend Ko Bola

Santa : “Doggy Style Me Karne Se Aankhon tej hoti hai ?”

Girlfriend Chaukte huwe boli  : “Acha ji, Tumhe Kaise Pata ?”

Santa : “Kya Tumne  Kabhi Kisi Kutte Ko Chasma Lagate Dekha Hai ….?”

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