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Sorry Ke Bache – Naughty Funny Hindi Jokes

Pinki Aur Chinki 2 saheliya kafi sal bad mili

Pinki : Chindi Jab Tera talak huwa to tera ek hi bacha tha..

Ab tere 3 Bache kaise ho gaye …

Chinki : Are Kuch nahi pinki..

Iske papa kabhi kabhi sory bolne aate the

Patni Non Veg Hindi Joke – Kaha Dalte Hai

Patni apni sash se puchati hai ki

Kya ye sach  hai ki  …

Pati Jis Jagah dallta hai bacha bhi wahi se nikalta haii..

Sashu : Haa Beta Ye sach hai..

Patni : Matlab … Mere Muh se bacha nikale ga..

Pati Patni Adult SMS – Funny Hindi Jokes

Pati Patni Bedroom me kar rahe the..

Tabhi pati ne patni se ek sawal pucha ..

Pati : Acha batao karne ne jayada kise jayada maza aata hai..

Patni : Jab Kan ne khujli hoti hai to …tli se kan khujate ho..

Toh sukun tili ko aata hai ya tumhe..

Pati patni ke udharan se sadme me hai

Husband Wife Hindi Joke – Chaddi Nahi Pahni

Ek wife sofe pe baithi thi..

Usne panty nahi pahna tha..

Uska Husband uske samne aake baith gya …

Aur gaur se uske tango ke bich dekhne laga..

Wife muskurate huwe boli …Kya dekh rahe ho..

Maine aaj chaddi nahi pahni..

Husband : Dara diya tune to ..Mujhe laga sofa fat gya hai

 

Sali Jija Hindi Jokes – Naughty Sali Aur Patni

Patni sali se bolti hai

Sali : Didi maine kai jija ji ke pant me comdom dekha..

Patni : Tune chuwa to nahi na ..

Sali : Maine to Usme Ched Kar diya..

Patni : Marawa diya tune to pagli kal raat ko

Biwi Ki Batrery – Funny Hindi Joke

Husband : Aaao tumhari battery charge kar deta hu..

Wife : Kal raat ko hi to ki thi !!

Husband : Fir Kar deta hu !!

Wife : Nahi Janu Jayada Battery charge karoge toh..

Battery Jaldi full ho jayegi….

Suhagraat Kaisi Thi – Patni Naughty Hindi Jokes

Suhagraat pe patni ache se santust nahi ho pati..

Subah uski behen puchati hai :

Suhagraat kaisi rahi teri..

Ladki : Kya batau tujhe ..

Ghar pravesh to kai bar huwe … lekin mere grah sant nahi huye..

Naughty SMS Hindi Joke – Budhe Ki Suhagrat

Ek 60 sal ke budhe adami ki sadi ek 18 sal ki jawal ladki se ho gai..

Budhe Admi ne suhagrat pe aalag dhag se jam me ch*oda..

Fir Ladki se puchta hai tumhe kya acha laga..

Ladki sarmate huwe boli..

Jab aap land andar dal ke bina ruke khash rahe the..

Usme maja aagya..

Wife Naughty Hindi Joke – Kamre Me Chatni

Santa apni wife ki kundi band karke ch*udhai kar raha tha..

Tabhi banta ne darwaja khatkhataya,,,

Biwi ne 15 min me darwaja khola to banta bola :

Bhabhi ji darwala kholane metime kyu lag gya..

Biwi : Kuch nahi chatni kut rahi thi..

Banta : Hum bhi khayege chatni..

Biwi : Maine to bartan saf kar diya..Ab dante pe laga hoga wahi kha lo

Naughty SMS Funny Jokes – Train Me Couple

Ek pati patni train ke uper wale sit pe baithe the ..

Pati : Jab mai Papsi Bolu to tum kapdhe utar dena..

Jab mai Coka cola bolu to tange faila dena,

Aur Jan tum ThumsUp Bologi to mai andar dal dunga..

Niche wale sit pe baitha santa bolta hai..

Agar mere uper tumhara limca gira to maa ch*d dunga

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