Jija sali jokes in hindi

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Jija Sali Romantic Jokes & Funny Chutkule

Jija apni Sali se bola..

“Maine bahut badha murkh tha jo tumhari behen se shadi ki…”

Sali : Ha aur andhe bhi jo

bagal me khadhi mai nahi dikhi aap ko…

 

Jija Sali Patni Funny Jokes In Hindi

Pappu ki saali apni didi se :

Didi aap jiju ko ‘A.G ‘ kyun bolti ho..?

Didi : Arey main sabhay hu na isliye …

Ab unhe bhare bazar mein abey gadhe (A.G) nahi bol sakti naa

Isliye A G se hi kaam chala leti hu..

Jija Sali Funny Jokes In Hindi – 5 Saal 6 Bache

Pappu ki saali muskura kar boli pappu se boli :

Jija ji, kya gajab kar rahe ho,5 saal me 6 bacche,kya kar rahe ho aap…?

Pappu : Arey main khud pareshan hu,

Lekin aap hi logo ne to bola tha ki ,,,,

“Beta humari beti ko khaali pet mat rakhna”,

Dekh lo,,,

Ek bhi mahine khaali pet nahi rakha….

Jija Sali Jokes – Loffer Offer Me Antarr

Jija ki saali : Jiju-jiju aapne socha hain ki loffer or offer mein Kya antar hota hai..?

Jija : Dekho saali sahiba,

Agar aap mujhe pyar karne ko bologi to wo offer kehalayega

Aur main bolu to aap mujhe loffer bologi…

Jija Sali Best Funny Jokes – Holi Pe Jija Sali

Holi Pe Jija Sali

Jija apni saali se :

Main tumhe konsa rang lagau laal,neela,peela hara…?

Saali : koi bhi lagao jija ji,

Lekin muh kaala mat karna…

Jija Aur Sali Ki Bate – Funny Jokes

Santa ki sali santa se : kya kar rahe ho..?

Jija : Makhiyan maar raha hu

Sali : Kitni maari..?

Jija : 3 male or 2 female

Sali : kese malum?

Jija : 3 sharab ki bottle se chipki hui thi aur 2 phone se

Pati Patni Sali Funny Hindi Jokes – Sali Se Bate

Pati badi dhire- dhire phone par baat kar raha tha

Patni : Itni dhimi awaaz mein kisse baat kar rahe ho…?

Pati : Behan hai..

Patni : To itne dhire kyun baat kar rahe ho..?

Pati : teri behan se…

Jija Sali Ke Hindi Funny Jokes – Jija Ka Dost

Hmare desh ke pradhan mantri ne pregnant aurto ki madad

Ke liye 6000 rupee dene ka ailan kiya.

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Udhar gav me shadi ke samye…..

Sali: Jija ji humne aapke jute chhipa diye hai

Jija: Ab jute wapis dedo.

Sali: Nahi, pehle mujhe 3000 rupee do

Jija ka dost: Tum kaho to tumhe sarkar se 6000 rupee dilwadu.

Santa Gaya Sasural – Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

Santa ek din apne sasural gaya aur

Waha jakar chicken khane ka plan bnaya

Santa: Sale sahab murge ki tang kaha hai.

Sala: Jijaji murga to langra tha

Santa: Aur dil yani klegi

Sala: Dil to murgi le gai.

Santa: Aur dimag

Sala: Are jiju wo shadi- suda tha na

To dimag kaise hoga.

Boy kya maal lag rahi ho – funny joke

Boy girl ko chedhte huwe…

Boy : Kya maal lag rahi ho ….

Girl : Maal to hai sale…

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