Non veg funny hindi jokes

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Sorry Ke Bache – Naughty Funny Hindi Jokes

Pinki Aur Chinki 2 saheliya kafi sal bad mili

Pinki : Chindi Jab Tera talak huwa to tera ek hi bacha tha..

Ab tere 3 Bache kaise ho gaye …

Chinki : Are Kuch nahi pinki..

Iske papa kabhi kabhi sory bolne aate the

Pappu Naughty Hindi Jokes – Bhabhi Ka Nipple

Pappu parosh ke bhabhi ji ke nipple ko dekhte huwe apne dost se kahta hai hai..

Yar Bhabhi ki ke left nipple chhote nahi lag rahe,,..

Pappu Ka Dost : Ye treffic Police Ki meharbani hai,,,

Pappu : Wo kaise ?

Pappu Ka Dost : Seat Belt Lagwa Ke Bhabhi je ke Left

Nipple Ki maa behen ek kar di

Patni Non Veg Hindi Joke – Kaha Dalte Hai

Patni apni sash se puchati hai ki

Kya ye sach  hai ki  …

Pati Jis Jagah dallta hai bacha bhi wahi se nikalta haii..

Sashu : Haa Beta Ye sach hai..

Patni : Matlab … Mere Muh se bacha nikale ga..

Pati Patni Adult SMS – Funny Hindi Jokes

Pati Patni Bedroom me kar rahe the..

Tabhi pati ne patni se ek sawal pucha ..

Pati : Acha batao karne ne jayada kise jayada maza aata hai..

Patni : Jab Kan ne khujli hoti hai to …tli se kan khujate ho..

Toh sukun tili ko aata hai ya tumhe..

Pati patni ke udharan se sadme me hai

Ladki Ko Ulti – Naughty Ladki Hindi Jokes

Ek 16 sal ki ladki Doctor ke paas gai..

Ladki : Doctor sahab mujhe ulti ho rahi thi..

Doctor : Kya Khaya tha ?

Ladki : 4 bar pyar me dokha kha chuki hu..

Doctor : Lo fir ab i-pill ko goli khao

Husband Wife Hindi Joke – Chaddi Nahi Pahni

Ek wife sofe pe baithi thi..

Usne panty nahi pahna tha..

Uska Husband uske samne aake baith gya …

Aur gaur se uske tango ke bich dekhne laga..

Wife muskurate huwe boli …Kya dekh rahe ho..

Maine aaj chaddi nahi pahni..

Husband : Dara diya tune to ..Mujhe laga sofa fat gya hai

 

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes – Dancer Jhuki

Santa Banta Aur pappu Bar me mujra dekh rahe the..

Jab Dancer Santa Ke samne jhuke to santa ne uske chucho ke bich 500 rupee dal diye..

Ab Banta ke samne jhuki to Usne 2000 rupe dal diye..

Ab pappu ki bari thi … Jab uske samne jhuki to usne …

Apna ATM card dal ke 1500 rupee nikal liya..

Sali Jija Hindi Jokes – Naughty Sali Aur Patni

Patni sali se bolti hai

Sali : Didi maine kai jija ji ke pant me comdom dekha..

Patni : Tune chuwa to nahi na ..

Sali : Maine to Usme Ched Kar diya..

Patni : Marawa diya tune to pagli kal raat ko

Biwi Ki Batrery – Funny Hindi Joke

Husband : Aaao tumhari battery charge kar deta hu..

Wife : Kal raat ko hi to ki thi !!

Husband : Fir Kar deta hu !!

Wife : Nahi Janu Jayada Battery charge karoge toh..

Battery Jaldi full ho jayegi….

Free Call Girl – Santa Non Veg Hindi Joke

Santa karne ke liye call girl ke paas gya

CallGirl : Tum Mere Sath sona chahate ho..

Santa : Han ,par meri ek sart hai..

Call Girl : Kya !!

Santa : Tum bilkul mere biwi ki tarah karogi ..

Call girl : Wo kaise ?

Sanat : Bilkul Free  Me