Naughty Girl Hindi Jokes

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Ashleel ishare – Naughty Boy Girl Hindi Jokes

Ek gungi ladki apne chuche nikal ke ek behare ladke ki isara kar rahi thi..

Ladka bhi Apna ghanta nikal ke halane laga..

Batao wo kya isare kar rahe hai.

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Ladki puch rahi hai ki dudh wala kab aayega …

Ladka bata raha hai ek ghante me aayega..

Naughty Girlfriend – Funny Hindi Jokes

Santa ( Banta Se ) : Yar me apni girlfriend se paresan hu..

Banta : Kyu kya huwa ?

Santa : Yar o mere niche ke bal hamesha khichte rahti hai ..

Kuch upaye bata ki wo na kare..

Banta : Ek kam kar jab bhi wo aaisa kare ,,,

Tu 2 bar uske aage se mar.. 3 bar piche se mar..

Aur 1 bar muh de..

Fir wo aaisa nahi karegi..

Santa : Sale tu usko saja de raha hai mujhe..

Pati Patni Girlfriend Naughty Hindi Jokes

Patni pati se bolti hai …

Tumhari girlfriend aarahi hai.. maine condom bed ke niche rakha hai..

Nahane ke liye bathroom pe tawal rakh diya hai..

Khana bhi bana ke tebal pe rakh diya hai..

Mai bacho ko le ke mummy ke ghar ja rahi hu.. kal sam tak aaugi

Plan me koi change hoga to bata dena… mai aur ruk jaugi waha..

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Ye the Garib aadami ke hashin sapne…

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Girlfriend Ko Gift – Gf Bf Naughty Hindi Jokes

Ek ladka dukan pe jake bolta hai :

“Ek condom dena girlfriend Ko giftdena hai”

Dukana : To mai ispe cover laga du…

Boy : Yahi to cover hai … Gift to mere paas hai

Pappu Ki Girlfriend Pahli Bar – Naughty Hindi Jokes

Pappu ki girlfriend pahle bar kar rahi thi..

Pappu apna usse chusa raha tha..

Achanak hi Pappu ka pani nikal gya..

Girlfriend : Ye kya hai ?

Pappu : Kuch nahi pagli ye to khushi ke aashu haii

Girl ne Chusha – Naughty Hindi Joke SMS

Ek madam 12th ki girls Ki class me reproduction ka chapter padha rahi thi

Madam : Ladkiyo karne time condom ka istemal karna

Safty rahegi Aur maza bhi utana hi aayega..

Ek laadki Jisne kar rakha tha … bolti hai..

Madam aapne kabhi raskule ko polythin me dal ke chusa hai..

Kitna maza aata hai..

Sellsgirl Ne Nikala – Naughty Pappu Hindi Jokes

Pappu condom kharidane ke liye dukan me gya..

Waha ke lady SellsGirl ne pappu se pucha Mai kuch madad karu..

Pappu : Maujhe condom kharidana hai..

Girl : Kya size hai Aap ka..

Pappu : Mujhe nahi pata …

Girl : Thik hai mai pakad ke pakad ke pata kar leti hi..

Sells Girl Ne pappu ke pant me hath dala aur nokar le..

Chota size le aaoo..

Ek min ruko .. Medium size le aapp..

Ruko Ruko …Large size le aao..

Oh shit ,,, Pahle Tissue paper le aao..

Kiss Ke Bad -Naughty Hindi Joke SMS

Boyfriend ne Girlfriend se puch :

Bf : Kya mai ek kiss kar lu..

Gf : C@ndom Laye ho na..

Bf : C@ndom Kyu ?

Gf : Kiss ke bad jo kadha hoga uspe kya meri Bra tangoge

Naughty SMS Hindi Joke – Car me kiya

Ek  girlfriend Boyfriend ko milne ka moka nahi mila raha tha..

Wo apne building ke parking me mile..

Aur wahi car me karne lag gaye..

Waha se guzar nawab sahab ne ussne karte dekh liya..

Nawab sahab bola… Beta ye hamari Tahzib hai kya..

Ladka : Nahi nawab sahab.. Ye Sharma ji ki beti pooja hai

Suhagraat Pe Kya Hota Hai – Naughty Hindi Joke

Girlfriend : Ye suhagraat pe kya hota hai..

Boyfriend : Kuch nahi bas ,,,

3 number ke  jute me 7 number ka pair dalte hai..

Girlfriend : Fir kya hota hai ?

Boyfriend : Fir juta bada ho jata haii…

Juta 7 inch ka ho jata hai aur pair 3 inch ka

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