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Pappu Naughty Hindi Jokes – Bhabhi Ka Nipple

Pappu parosh ke bhabhi ji ke nipple ko dekhte huwe apne dost se kahta hai hai..

Yar Bhabhi ki ke left nipple chhote nahi lag rahe,,..

Pappu Ka Dost : Ye treffic Police Ki meharbani hai,,,

Pappu : Wo kaise ?

Pappu Ka Dost : Seat Belt Lagwa Ke Bhabhi je ke Left

Nipple Ki maa behen ek kar di

Ladki Ko Ulti – Naughty Ladki Hindi Jokes

Ek 16 sal ki ladki Doctor ke paas gai..

Ladki : Doctor sahab mujhe ulti ho rahi thi..

Doctor : Kya Khaya tha ?

Ladki : 4 bar pyar me dokha kha chuki hu..

Doctor : Lo fir ab i-pill ko goli khao

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes – Dancer Jhuki

Santa Banta Aur pappu Bar me mujra dekh rahe the..

Jab Dancer Santa Ke samne jhuke to santa ne uske chucho ke bich 500 rupee dal diye..

Ab Banta ke samne jhuki to Usne 2000 rupe dal diye..

Ab pappu ki bari thi … Jab uske samne jhuki to usne …

Apna ATM card dal ke 1500 rupee nikal liya..

Free Call Girl – Santa Non Veg Hindi Joke

Santa karne ke liye call girl ke paas gya

CallGirl : Tum Mere Sath sona chahate ho..

Santa : Han ,par meri ek sart hai..

Call Girl : Kya !!

Santa : Tum bilkul mere biwi ki tarah karogi ..

Call girl : Wo kaise ?

Sanat : Bilkul Free  Me

Doctor ko Dikha Diya – Santa Naughty Hindi Jokes

Ek santa ke land pe lal nisan padh gya tha.

To wo ek lady doctor ke pass apni samasaya leke gaya..

Santa ne apna land doctor ko dikha ke pare sani batai..

Doctor ne usee ek cream di aur boli..

3 Din me hik ho jayega .. agar na ho to mere paas fir aajana..

Santa chala gya …Aur 3 din bad fir aata hai..

Santa : Madam ye thik hi nahi huwa..

Koi achi si dawai batao..

Doctor ne usse ek aur cream batai..

Santa dawai leke waha se chala gaya..

Dawailagane ke agle thin hi nisan chala gya..

Santa khusi kushi doctor ke paas aaya..

Santa : Iaa bar aap ne kain se daai batai ki ek hi din me thik ho gya..

Doctor : Iss bar maine tumhe lipistick removal bataya tha..

Pati Naughty Hindi Jokes – Karne Ka Sahi Time

Ek patni gupt rog sambandhi samshya le ke doctor ke pass gyai..

Patni :Doctor sahab thokai ka sahi samay kya hai..

Doctoc : 2 se 4 ke bich me..

Aurat : Aiasa kyu ?

Doctor : Uss time mera lunch hota hai

Naughty Hindi SMS Joke – Anokhi Bimari

Ek netaji hostital me checking karne gaye..

Waha unhone ne dekha ki .. ward me ek marij muth maer raha hota hai..

Netaji : Ye kya ho raha hai yaha pe ..

Doctor : Isse issi ki bimari hai … issi se thik hoga ye..

Netaji agle ward me jate hai..

Waha dekhte hai ki ek nurse marij ka chush rahi hai..

Neta ji : AB Ye kya hai..

Doctor : Isse bhi wahi bimari hai ,,, par ye Dulex ward hai

Naughty hindi SMS – Bache Ka Khatan

Ek muslim ladke ki lulli katne ki rasam (khatan) ho rahi thi..

Bache ki maa  : Isski lulli aage se nokila kar dena,

Bilkul iske chacha jaisa..

Bache ki chacchi boli iski lulli topidar kar do,

bilkul iske mama jaise,

Bache ki bahan boli iski

lulli topidar se acha sidha aur lamba thik rahega jaise iske fuffa ki hai,

Bache ki mami moli iski lulli bilkul simpal rakh do,

Simple hi acha lagta hai jaise iske papa ki hai..

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Ye sab sun ke khatan karne wala paresan ho gya,

Usne apni paint utari aur

Apni lulli dikhake bola madam j aaisa karwa lo,

Yahi fashion me hai

Naughty Hindi Joke SMS – AirHostage Aur Pilot

Ek plane me pilot ghoshna ki ,

Hum ek ghane me land karege..fir mike band karna bhul gya..

Pilot apne sathi Pilot se bolta hai…Ab chaye piuga..

Fir AirHostage se land chuwauga… Fir adhe ghante uske sath karuga..

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Ye sunte hi AirHostage Mice Bnad karne bhagi..

Ek bache ne tang lagake AirHostage to gira diya..

Bach : Tujhe Badhi jaldi hai karwane ki..Bola na usne pahle o chaye piyega..

Naughty Funny Hindi Joke – Andar Fasa vibrater

Ek ladki ke niche wale saman me dard ho raha tha

Toh wo doctor ke paas gai..

Doctor ne ch*t ki ache se jach ki

Aur bola..

Iske andar vibrater fas gya hai..

Opration karke nikana padega..Khub sare paise lagege..

Ladki : Rahne do mat nikalo..

Bas iski battary babal do