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Bird Shit Funny Jokes Crow Hindi Chutkule

Pappu sarak se ja raha tha..

tabhi ek chidiya ne uske shir pe “shit” kar diya…

Pappu rumal se sar pochate huye bolta hai..

“Bagwan ka lakh lakh sukar hai..

gay bhaisho ko udna nahi sikhaya…

Jail Kaidi Funny Jokes Chor Police Chutkule

Ek Jail me 2 Kaidi ek sath jail pahuche ..

Pahla kaidi : Tujhe kitane saal ki saja mili hai…

Mujhe to 14 saal ki hue hai jail..

Dusara kaidi : 12 saal ki..

Pahla Kaidi  : Thik hai tu mere se pahle nikale ga..

to darwaje ke paas wali jagah tu le le..

Girl Driving Jokes Traffic Signal Funny Jokes

Ek aurat ne traffic signal todh diya,,,

Traffic police wale ne usse rok liya…

Aurat : Mujhe jane do mai ek teacher hu…

Traffic police : Issi din ka intijar kafi salo se kar raha hu..

Chalo ab 100 bar likho… agge se ab signal nahi todhugi…

Santa Banta Shadi Funny Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Santa banta se bolta hai :

Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..

wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..

Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik…

Funny SMS Santa Banta Jokes & Hindi Chutkule

Sabji wala sabjiyo pe pani chirik raha tha..

kafi der ho gai..

Santa (Gusse me) :

Bhai sahab bhindi hosh me aagai ho to…

1 kilo tol do….

Santa Banta Funny Whatsapp Jokes Collection And Chutkule

Santa (Banta se) : Kal maine teri bhabhi ko

payar se katil bola to samosha aur chay khane ko mila..

Banta : Thik hai aaj mai bhi boluga apni biwi ko…

aur samosha khauga..par mai apne andaj me boluga…’

Agale din santa ne pucha :

Samosha mila ?

Banta : Ghusha mila…

Maine to bas hatyaran bola tha usse….

Santa Banta Aur Bacha Funny Hindi Jokes For Kids

Santa : Mai aur meri biwi soch rahe hai ki hum tamil sikh le..

Banta : par kyu…

Santa : Humne ek tamil bacha godh liya hai …

Hum soch rahe hai ki uske bolne se pahle

hum tamil sikh le…

Funniest Pappu Hindi Jokes And Chutkule

Ek bar pappu ke ghar me aag lag gai,,..

Fire brigade wale (Pappu se) :

Hum log jaal pakadhate hai..

Tum uper se kud jao..

Pappu : Mujhe tumpe bharosha nahi hai..

Jal jamin pe bicha do…

Pathan Ki Ladki Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Pathan (apni begam se) : Hamari ladki ka kahi chakkar chal raha hai..

Biwi : Aapko aise pata..

Pathan : Kuch dino se mujhse ye paise nahi mang rahi..

Iska boyfriend isse deta hoga..

Biwi : Hey Bagwan yani wo ladka pathan nahi hai…

Sindhi And Pathan Funny Jokes And Hindi Chutkule

Pathan hospita me bolta hai :

“Mai marne ke bad apna dumag dan karna chahta hu..”

Sindhi : Ha tera dima unke jyada kam  ayega…

Pathan : Wo kaise ?

Sindhi : Doctor ko bhi pata chal jhyega ki

un-used dimag kaisa dikhta hai..

 

 

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