Santa Banta Hindi Jokes

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Santa Hindi Funny Jokes & Chutkle

Santa apni cycal lekar kabristan me ghus gaya,

Fir wo dusari side se bahar nikla

Aur pasina pochate huye bola,

Sala ye koin sa road hai, itna seed breaker.

Santa Banta Shadi Funny Hindi Jokes Chutkule

Santa banta se bolta hai :

Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..

wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..

Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik…

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Santa : Mai aur meri biwi soch rahe hai ki hum tamil sikh le..

Banta : par kyu…

Santa : Humne ek tamil bacha godh liya hai …

Hum soch rahe hai ki uske bolne se pahle

hum tamil sikh le…

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Santa Jor jor se ro raha tha..

Banta : Ro  kyu raha hai..

Santa : Yar pichale mere hapte mere uncle mare the..

wo mere liye 4 lakh rupee chor gaye hai,,,

Banta : Isme Rone wali kaun si bat hai..

Santa : Uske 2 din bad meri maushi mar gai,,

wo mere liye 7 lakh rupee chor gai hai..

Banta : Ye to achi bat hai..

Santa : uske ek din bad mera dost mar gya..

wo mere liye 5 lakh chor gya hai..

Banta : To fir tu ro kyu raha hai..

Santa : Iss hapte koi nahi mara…

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Santa ( Banta se ) : Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hai..

Banta : Waoooo

Par tere pass to koi car hai hi nahi..

Santa : BMW Ka Matlab hai “Bahut Moti Wife” ….

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Banta Santa ke ghar gya ..

Banta : Yar santa…teri aur bhabhi ki jodhi to

sita-ram ki joksi lagti hai..

Santa : Kaha yar..

Isse to na dharti nigalti hai na hi

koi raavan utha ke le jata hai…

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Banta Santa ke ghar aaya to dekhta hai ki..

Ek sanp santa ki biwi ko kat raha hai..

Banta chilaya : Bhai bhabhi ko sanp kat raha hai..

Santa itminan se bola :

Sanp nahi kat raha…

wo sanp ka jahar katam ho gya hai…

recharge karwane aaya hai…

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Santa ( Bnata se ) :

Garmiyo me mujhe dohari khushi milti hai …

Banta : Par kyu ??

Santa : Meri biwi garmiye ke chutti me maike chali jaya hai..

Aur Mohalle se gai ladki apne maike aajati hai

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Santa (Banta se) : Kal maine teri bhabhi ko

payar se katil bola to samosha aur chay khane ko mila..

Banta : Thik hai aaj mai bhi boluga apni biwi ko…

aur samosha khauga..par mai apne andaj me boluga…’

Agale din santa ne pucha :

Samosha mila ?

Banta : Ghusha mila…

Maine to bas hatyaran bola tha usse….

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Santa (Pahalwan Se) :  Tum kitne aadami ko utha sakte hoo..

Pahalwan : 4 ko ..

Santa : Bas..

Tum se achi to meri murgi hai

jo subah pure muhalle ko utha deti hai

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