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Santa banta se bolta hai :

Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai..

wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se..

Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik…

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Santa apni cycal lekar kabristan me ghus gaya,

Fir wo dusari side se bahar nikla

Aur pasina pochate huye bola,

Sala ye koin sa road hai, itna seed breaker.

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Sabji wala sabjiyo pe pani chirik raha tha..

kafi der ho gai..

Santa (Gusse me) :

Bhai sahab bhindi hosh me aagai ho to…

1 kilo tol do….

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Santa ne Boss ki beti ka hath boss se manga..

Boss: Apni aukat dekhi hai..

jitni teri salary hai..

utne me to uska toilet paper bhi nahi aaye,,,

Santa : Agar itna poti karti hai to

fir rahne dijiye…

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Santa : Mai aur meri biwi soch rahe hai ki hum tamil sikh le..

Banta : par kyu…

Santa : Humne ek tamil bacha godh liya hai …

Hum soch rahe hai ki uske bolne se pahle

hum tamil sikh le…

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Santa Jor jor se ro raha tha..

Banta : Ro  kyu raha hai..

Santa : Yar pichale mere hapte mere uncle mare the..

wo mere liye 4 lakh rupee chor gaye hai,,,

Banta : Isme Rone wali kaun si bat hai..

Santa : Uske 2 din bad meri maushi mar gai,,

wo mere liye 7 lakh rupee chor gai hai..

Banta : Ye to achi bat hai..

Santa : uske ek din bad mera dost mar gya..

wo mere liye 5 lakh chor gya hai..

Banta : To fir tu ro kyu raha hai..

Santa : Iss hapte koi nahi mara…

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Santa ( Banta se ) : Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hai..

Banta : Waoooo

Par tere pass to koi car hai hi nahi..

Santa : BMW Ka Matlab hai “Bahut Moti Wife” ….

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Banta Santa ke ghar gya ..

Banta : Yar santa…teri aur bhabhi ki jodhi to

sita-ram ki joksi lagti hai..

Santa : Kaha yar..

Isse to na dharti nigalti hai na hi

koi raavan utha ke le jata hai…

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Banta Santa ke ghar aaya to dekhta hai ki..

Ek sanp santa ki biwi ko kat raha hai..

Banta chilaya : Bhai bhabhi ko sanp kat raha hai..

Santa itminan se bola :

Sanp nahi kat raha…

wo sanp ka jahar katam ho gya hai…

recharge karwane aaya hai…

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Santa ( Bnata se ) :

Garmiyo me mujhe dohari khushi milti hai …

Banta : Par kyu ??

Santa : Meri biwi garmiye ke chutti me maike chali jaya hai..

Aur Mohalle se gai ladki apne maike aajati hai


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