Santa Banta Non Veg Funny Hindi Jokes

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Santa Banta Funny Hindi Joke – Santa Ka Dimag

Santa ne ghar ka darwaja nikala aur kandhe par rakh kar bazaar mein gaya

Ek aadmi ne pucha : Bhai, kya darwaja bechna hain ?

Santa : Nahi, taala khulwana hain,chaabi kho gayi hain..

Haso mat….
Joke abhi agey hain :

Aadmi santa se : Agar ghar mein chor ghus gaye to.. ?

Santa : Andar kaise jayega.. ?
Darwaja to mere pass hain….

Free Call Girl – Santa Non Veg Hindi Joke

Santa karne ke liye call girl ke paas gya

CallGirl : Tum Mere Sath sona chahate ho..

Santa : Han ,par meri ek sart hai..

Call Girl : Kya !!

Santa : Tum bilkul mere biwi ki tarah karogi ..

Call girl : Wo kaise ?

Sanat : Bilkul Free  Me

Doctor ko Dikha Diya – Santa Naughty Hindi Jokes

Ek santa ke land pe lal nisan padh gya tha.

To wo ek lady doctor ke pass apni samasaya leke gaya..

Santa ne apna land doctor ko dikha ke pare sani batai..

Doctor ne usee ek cream di aur boli..

3 Din me hik ho jayega .. agar na ho to mere paas fir aajana..

Santa chala gya …Aur 3 din bad fir aata hai..

Santa : Madam ye thik hi nahi huwa..

Koi achi si dawai batao..

Doctor ne usse ek aur cream batai..

Santa dawai leke waha se chala gaya..

Dawailagane ke agle thin hi nisan chala gya..

Santa khusi kushi doctor ke paas aaya..

Santa : Iaa bar aap ne kain se daai batai ki ek hi din me thik ho gya..

Doctor : Iss bar maine tumhe lipistick removal bataya tha..

Naughty Hindi Joke – Santa Ki Fati

Ek Accedent me santa ka pichwada fat jata hai,

Wo hospital take dalwane jata hai,

Nurse puchti hai : KItna khula chhodhu…

Santa : Jitni aap ki khuli hai …

Nurse : Fir to aur fadani padegi …

Naughty White Condom Funny Hindi Jokes

Santa Ghar ke paas wali dawai ke dukan pe jake bolta hai…

Santa : Bhaiya ek white Condom Dena..

DukanaDar : White Condom kya karoge..

Santa : Parosan ka pati mar gya hai..

Usse dukh wayakt karne jana hai

 

Call Girl Naughty Funny Hindi Jokes & Chutkule

Santa apne dost ko call girl ke paas gya..

Subah call girl kamre se rote huye bahar aai

Santa : Ya huwa paise nahi diye kya..

Call girl : Paise to choro sale ne to chaye bhi mere dhudh se banaya

Doctor Naughty Funny Jokes In Hindi

Santa : Doctor mai kal ek randi ke sath karne gya tha..

Doctor : Toh kya huwa !!

Santa : Tab se mujhe Toilet nahi aaraha..

Doctor ne ache se check kiya

Doctor : Sale bhosari ke… C@ondom to utara nahhi..

To pisap tere gand se nikle ga..

Call Girl Non Veg Funny Jokes In Hindi

Santa ek vaishya ke sath hotal me karne gya..

Jab santa vaishya ki ghodi bana ke kar raha tha toh Santa bola

“Mai ek sawal pichu”

Ladki : Ha pucho?

Santa : Karne me adami aur aurat dono ko maza aata hai..

Par Paise sirf adami ko dena padta hai..

Ladki : Pagal tujhe pata nahi paise sirf outgoing ke dene padte hai..

Incoming ke nahi…

Santa Banta Non Veg SMS hindi Jokes

Santa ( banta se ) : Yar meri biwi ne mujhe aaj b hi nahi kanne diya ..

Choti choti bato pe dalti hai

Bnata : kya huwa ?

Santa : Yar jab karne ke liye usne kapde utare usne..

To maine bola … tumne apne behen ki bra aur penty kyu pahni hai…

Issi pe ladne lagii..

Santa Banta Non Veg Funny Hindi Jokes

Ek bar chhat se girne ki wajah se santa ki g*and fat gai,

Toh wo doctor ke pass silwane gya..

Doctor ne silne ke bad usse 2500 rupee mange..

Santa ne usse 5000 dediya

Doctor : Tumne mujhe 5000 kyu diye hai..

Santa : Apki fees sun ke fir se fat gai hai..

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