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Pati Patni Most Funny Jokes In Hindi

Pathan Aapne biwi ke kabar pe

pankha chala ke jor jor se ro raha tha…

Ek aadhmi ne bola : Kya pyar hai inka..

Pathan : Payar wayar kuch nahi hai..

meri biwi nw bola tha …meri kabar ki mitti sukhe tabhi shadi karna…

Aur sala kyu roj char balti pani kabar pe dal jata hai…

 


 

Pati : Kya bat hai aaj saj dhaj ke kaha ja rahi hai..

Patni : Aatam hatya karne ja rahi hu …

Pati : To isme sajane wali kya bat hai…

Patni : Kal meri photo bhi to aayegi aakhbar me…


 

Raat ke 2 baje pathan ke begam ka phone bajha..

pathan ne begam ka phone dekha to message tha : “Beautifull”

Pathan gusse se lal ho gya…

Usne ussi time begam ko uthaya…

Pathan : Ye tumhe kaun beautifull likhkar message kar raha haiii…

Biwi ghabara gai …aur phone dekh gali..

Fir chilla ke bolli… aree bevkuf “Beautifull” nahi “Battary full likha hai”

 

 

pati patni jokes in hindi

 

Pati Patni Jokes

Shadi ke mandap me ladka dulahan se kahata hai :

“Mere 10 ladkiyo ke sath prem sambandh rahe hai”

Ladki : Mujhe to pahle se yakin tha..

Jab kuldali mili to character bhi milna hi tha…

 


 

Santa apni biwi ke sath shoping mall gya..

Usse ek ladki ne hello bola..

Patni : Kaun thi ye aurat..

Santa : Bhagwan ke liye chup ho ja..

ab yehi sawal wo bhi puchegi…

 


 

Dost : Aur bata bhai teri biwi se jhagadha khatam huwa ki nahi..

Pati : Kal to meri biwi ghutane ke bal mere paas chal ke aai..

Dost : Kya bat kar raha hai..

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Pati : Hah sach me ..

Dost : Fir kya boli ..

Pati : Bed ke niche se nikal jao.. ab nahi marugi…

 


Pati Patni Chutkule

Naya nawela joda honeymoon pe gya..

Pati ne badhe pyar se pucha :

“May I Kiss You”

Patni : Aap bhi na..

maine to aaj tak gairo ko bhi mana nahi kiya..

tph aap to apne hai…

 


 

Ek mahila apne saheli se bata rahi thi..

“Talaq ke bad mere pati aur mere bich barabar barabar bat gya…

2 bache unke paas rah gaye…aur 2 mere pass…

Saheli : Aur Jayedad ke shath kya huwa ..

Patni : Wo bhi barabar barabar bata..

Hadha unke vakil ke paas aur adha mere vakil ke paas


 

Ek party me ek aurat dusare aurat se puchatii hai,,,

wo jo sundar si ladki jo sarab bat rahi thi..

Kaha gai wo..

Dusari Aurat : Kyu tumhe sarab chahiye kya ?

Pahle Aurat : Nahi mai to apne pati ko dundh rahi hu !!!!

 

 

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Pati Patni Jokes In Hindi

Ek aadami ki biwi kho gai,,,

Toh usne akhbar me kuch iss tareah se istihar diya…

“Meri biwi 5 din se ghar nahi aai..

Kisi ne usse dundha ki koshish ki,

ya mere ghar pahuchaya to jana ne mar dunga usko “

 


 

Bus ke gate pe ladke mushafi se conductor me kaha..

“Bus me aajao tumhe chod lag jayegi..”

Par wo adami andar nahi aaya..

Condutor : Dekhu tumhe biwi ki kasam..

tumhari  biwi mar jayegi,,,, andar aajo…

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Fir kya tha..

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Seat pe baithe yatri bhi bus ke gate pe latak gaye..

 


 

Court me pati patni ke takal ka case chal raha tha

Pati : Mujhe apni patni se talak lena hai..

ye 6 mahine se nahi bol rahi…

Judge : Soch le … Aisi patni bar bar nahi milti

 


Pati Patni Jokes In Hindi

Ek ladki shadi ke kuch mahine bad apne saheli se mili

Ladki ne udash maan se kaha..

“Meri to jindagi hi barbad ho gai..

Jo aaisa pati mila hai mujhe”

Saheli : Kyu kya huwa ?

Patni : Unka kisi aur ladki se chakkar chal rah hai..

Saheli : Tumhe kaise pata ?

Patni : Mere boyfriend ne bataya..

wo bhi unhi ke office me kam karta hai…

 


 

 

Pati (Apne dost se) : Yar kal mili patni se kafi tagada jhagadha ho gya..

Dost : Kyu aaisa kyu huwa ?

Pati : Kuch nahi yar.. mujhe ghar par rah ke match dekhna tha..

Aur wo cinema dekhane jane ki jid kar rahi thi

Dost : To tu wapis kab tak aaye..

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